“A gun is like a parachute. If you need one, and don’t have one. You’ll probably never need one again.”

The definition of the word Conundrum is: something that is puzzling or confusing.

Here are six Conundrums of Socialism in the United States of America :

1. America is capitalist and greedy – yet half of the population is subsidized.

2. Half of the population is subsidized – yet they think they are victims.

3. They think they are victims – yet their representatives run the government.

4. Their representatives run the government – yet the poor keep getting poorer.

5. The poor keep getting poorer – yet they have things that people in other Countries only dream about.

6. They have things that people in other countries only dream about, yet they want America to be more like those other countries.

And that, my friends, pretty much sums up the USA in the 21st Century.

Makes you wonder who is doing the math. By the way…

1. We are advised to NOT judge ALL Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics, But we are encouraged to judge ALL gun owners by the actions of a few lunatics. Funny how that works. And here’s another one worth considering..

2. Seems we constantly hear about how Social Security is going to run out of money. But we never hear about welfare or food stamps running out of money? What’s interesting is the first group “worked for” their money, but the second didn’t.

Think about it… Am I the only one missing something?

A Brit’s Point of View On A Few Things


I am the  politicians’ Worst Nightmare.  I am a White,  Tax-Paying, God  fearing  British  man.  I am a hard working Brit and I work long hours to earn a living.

I  believe in God and the freedom of religion, but I don’t push it on others.  I believe in British products and buy them whenever I can.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and not to some governmental functionary, to share with others who don’t work!  Continue reading

Ultimate Game Chair Renegade Auto-Catheter

So, the Ultimate Game Chair Renegade now has this great feature that lets you game endlessly without having to take pee breaks. It’s called the auto-catheter and this is a demo video showing it in operation. This new feature has been in high demand and was a major success in East Asia and Parts of India. It was also hugely successful in 86% of convalescent homes where video games are being used to aid in the physical therapy. I’ve no doubt that you’ll want to purchase a new Ultimate Game Chair Renegade or other video gaming chair model after you see this demo video. Cruise on over to check out their Video Gaming Chairs and become a real video gamer!

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Lipstick In School

According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses).

To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

There are teachers…. and then there are educators.