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So, the Ultimate Game Chair Renegade now has this great feature that lets you game endlessly without having to take pee breaks. It’s called the auto-catheter and this is a demo video showing it in operation. This new feature has been in high demand and was a major success in East Asia and Parts of India. It was also hugely successful in 86% of convalescent homes where video games are being used to aid in the physical therapy. I’ve no doubt that you’ll want to purchase a new Ultimate Game Chair Renegade or other video gaming chair model after you see this demo video. Cruise on over to check out their Video Gaming Chairs and become a real video gamer!

 

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According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses).

To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

There are teachers…. and then there are educators.